A Grocery List of Things I Love

ibeggedformercytwice:

magesmagesmages:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

fuzzy-paint:

#OKAY SO THERE IS REASON WHY THIS THE BEST #AND IT’S NOT LOKI’S DRY DAMN #OR THOR’S YAY I GET TO HIT SOMETHING!!EIGHTCAPITALD GRIN #(THO BOTH ARE AWESOME) #IT’S THE MYTHOLOGY #SO THERE’S THIS FROST GIANT ÞRYMR #BUT I AM LAZY SO THRYM #OKAY SO THRYM STEALS THOR’S HAMMER MJOLLNIR AND DEMANDS FOR IT’S RETURN FREYJA #(FREYJA BEING THE GODDESS OF LOVE BEAUTY AND SEX - HER CHARIOT IS PULLED BY CATS Y’ALL - NO JOKE) #SO THOR IS ALL SO FREYJA… #AND FREYJA IS LIKE HAHA FUCK YOU NO #SO LOKI COMES UP WITH AN AWESOME PLAN #THEY DRESS THOR UP AS A BRIDE AND LOKI AS HIS BRIDESMAID AND SAY HE’S FREYJA #SO THERE’S A RECEPTION AND THOR IS… THOR #SO HE EATS A WHOLE OX #AND LOKI IS LIKE UH FREYJA WAS SO EXCITED TO MARRY YOU SHE DIDN’T EAT FOR A WEEK! #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #AND THEN THOR WASHES IT DOWN WITH LIKE A KEG OF MEAD #AND LOKI IS LIKE NO SERIOUSLY SHE WAS SUPER EXCITED TO MARRY YOU #SO THEN THRYM LIFTS THOR’S VEIL SO HE CAN GET SOME OF THAT #AND IS LIKE HOLY CRAP DOES LIKE BEAUTY TRANSLATE DIFFERENT IN JOTNAR OR SOMETHING BECAUSE… DUDE #AND LOKI IS LIKE EXCITED. TOTALLY EXCITED. DIDN’T SLEEP FOR A WEEK. #TOTALLY FREYJA #TOTALLY #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #SO THEN THRYM GETS THE HAMMER IS LIKE YES BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT AND THIS IS TOTALLY FREYJA HERE IS THOR’S HAMMER #AND THOR IS LIKE WHY THANK YOU DEAR AND KICKS SOME ASS #AND THAT’S WHY THIS IS THE BEST #MR. BRANNAGH SIR I SALUTE YOU

that is the best telling of that story I have ever heard

You know, I have taught English in high schools for six years, and I’ve never seen someone summarise a story as masterfully as that person did in tags.

WELL DONE.

This was one my favourite tales as a child. 

(via theothermillie)

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(Source: mishasteaparty, via thepondwhowaited)

loislaneverse:

Lois Lane Panel of the Day:

~Superman Family #193

miss-mgann:

*Amadeus Cho

Look, my parents just thought Mozart was smart, okay? And besides, they were Methodists. I don’t even wanna think what they’d say if they could see my palling around with Pagans like you

(via powergirl)

danaterrace:

makos-lightningrod:

From Real Life to Animation: 2/4

Jet. 

(via coffeekinns)

(via thisblogistotallyawesome)

wordplaying:

fabfemmeboy:

daxterdd:

I love that Blaine’s so old-school charming that he carries a real hanky and not just tissues.

I love that Blaine thinks Kurt won’t understand what he’s being handed and has to pantomime what the hanky is for :)

Reblogging for the ladies in the background who think they are adorable. I see you, you gpoys. 

(Source: waltzy, via blandersonwarbler)

(Source: mattbors.com, via itswalky)

Francisco de Goya, La Fête ou L’enterrement de la sardine (détail).

(Source: brazenswing, via soundslikeorcmischieftome)

idliketosurvivetheadventure:

Brick: Why the hell do you wear a mask underneath the helmet?

Jason: Long story. I did it once for dramatic effect and then it just got to be a habit.

[Green Arrow 70]

(via lusilly)

(Source: usedtampon, via theothermillie)

btas 1.32 robin’s reckoning part 1

(via fyeahdickgrayson)

powergirl:

foreverjoyous:

What is this from?! Did Damian seriously just adopt a cow?

Wonderarity told me it’s from Batman Inc #1 that came out today. I kinda love Bat-Cow.

TINY TITANS LIVES

(Source: langstable)

venomranger:

osakabrownsuga:

strangestwords:

the-final-horcrux:

Go sit down, now.

GET THE FUCK OUT.

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(Source: hiddleshiddles94, via foryouistellify)